Not a single 25 mm sheet of MDF

Having enquired as to the availability of (the absent) 25 mm MDF at my local B&Q store, and having been told that the B&Q store at the other side of town stocks it (after the assistant called the other store in front of me to ask them if it was in stock), to my dismay there was not a single 25 mm sheet of MDF there upon my arrival.  Not one.

Whilst perusing their shelves of sheet timber, some wild 18 mm OSB appeared, which seemed pretty sturdy in comparison to the MDF.  Christopher Charles and I deemed this to be suitable for the table top, so two 8x4 foot sheets were purchased for the base and top layers and we were merrily on our way.

These will need to be sanded, primed and painted, along with the base, before finally being joined together in holy matrimony in the room.

Christopher Charles, House of Barber